Which law school-bound ‘07er is currently in the doghouse because his girlfriend found his incriminating G-chats with his other woman?

Apparently, the dude started itching for something a bit more appetizing than his main course nine months into his 1.5-year relationship. I got the inside scoop from the side dish herself. Her conclusion? Let's just say the girlfriend's not the brightest crayon in the box.

Side Dish: she broke up with him, but I suspect that this is temporary
Dirty Veritas: does she know he's been cheating on her for MONTHS?
SD: yeah, it was all in the convos
DV: um she’s DUMB
SD: she goes to BU, dude
DV: isn’t she mad?
SD: she is, but I think she will get over it
DV: he had SEX with you.
SD: she was like "it would have been ok if you had TOLD me"
DV: how could it have been okay?
SD: I think he’s a good catch for her. she failed to get into dental school, like not med school or law school. she didn't get into DENTAL SCHOOL
DV: i don’t really know anything about any of the above
SD: basically, she has down's syndrome
DV: are we really judging this girl by her lack of dental school admission?
SD: I am. like that means she can't read. I judge people who can't read.