Because The Sex Is So Much Better When You're Well-Bred

Because The Sex Is So Much Better When You're Well-Bred
There is so much terribly, awfully, wretchedly, offensively wrong about this CL posting for it to be true. We just have to give it to you in its entirety:
"My final club has a reunion this fall, and my relationship of two years ended disastrously earlier this summer. I have an invitation for myself plus one, and am willing to show you a great time. It is a private party, in an extremely classy setting. There is no real way to describe how ornate the club is, but I guarantee that it will be the most upscale experience of your life. Think back to your high school prom, take away the terrible music, and multiply the experience by ten.

You must be white, 5'6" - 5'9", young, blonde, attractive, and intelligent. You must be in school, preferably Tufts or Wellesley but BU and BC are acceptable (definitely not MIT).

You should be able to hold a conversation, know when to be quiet, and polite in all your behavior. I have seen unruly guests embarrass members before, and I hope this won't be a problem. This event is black-tie, and I am willing to procure an evening gown for you.

I hate to sound so harsh, but I have expectations to live up to. No Black, Asian, overweight, or unattractive women please. Ages 18-22 only.

Picture required."
There you have it. Because only the real classy, docile ladies troll Craigslist!
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Lainii
What a pretentious bitch. Posted 09/17/2007 9:44 PMReply
Valencia Chang
wow, just...wow Posted 09/17/2007 10:44 PMReply
Anonymous
Someday, this dude will be President. Posted 09/18/2007 1:18 PMReply
Anonymous
I love the fact he actually thinks a girl will respond to this!? Posted 09/18/2007 1:38 PMReply
Anonymous
So this guy came from Harvard you say? Posted 09/18/2007 3:51 PMReply
Anonymous
douchebag.

he only went to craigslist because no self-respecting Cliffie would be seen anywhere with him -- or at a finals club.
Posted 09/18/2007 6:23 PMReply
Anonymous
knowing i don't qualify to be this guy's date makes me proud to be an unrefined MIT woman Posted 09/18/2007 10:33 PMReply
Anonymous
I love how he differentiates between smart girls at Tufts and Wellesley and those that, well, go to BU/BC. Why hating on MIT though? Maybe because he doens't like Asians. Posted 09/19/2007 08:57 AMReply
Anonymous
He'll end up going with a short and fat UMass dropout--and consider himself lucky! Posted 09/19/2007 10:09 AMReply
Anonymous
He just has his preferences. Just let him be. Or do you really expect him to have written "I want an ugly date". No one wants to date someone ugly.

Why aren't you discussing posts proposing dirty sex in public where children can become witnesses?
Posted 09/21/2007 03:47 AMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous: I really think the issue was that he is obviously racist. Or did you miss that? He could judge for himself when he met the girl instead of proving he was an ass before anyone met him - or, if he's actually a human being and not just a walking ass, he might pick someone for being a good person. Posted 09/22/2007 7:40 PMReply
Anonymous
<a href="hi">Hi there!</a> He'll end up going with a short and fat UMass dropout- Posted 07/16/2008 10:35 AMReply

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