Which overzealous Harvard jock from the class of 2008 is a little too big for his BITCHES?

Said red-blooded athlete just doesn't know his own strength.  During an intimate moment with a former girlfriend, homeboy got a little too into his own game, thrust too hard, and broke her hip!  For the sake of them both, I hope he dumped the waif and picked himself up a girl who could handle his industrial-strength moves.

Kinda hot!

How did she explain this one to her parents?  A "running" injury!