Alert the sketch patrol. Harvard's getting its own red-blooded porn mag... none of this "erotica as art" stuff. Matthew di Pasquale '08 -- photographed above at an adult entertainment convention -- has been soliciting the Dunster House list in attempts to attract "All Hot Harvard Girls" who are willing to pose nude for him.

Yeah. Right. That's going to happen.

The reason H Bomb worked was because it attracted "all the hipsters who thought that being in porn was like metaphysically deep," in the words of a fellow dude.

Getting down to your skivvies for  a member of the Harvard Magic  Society? Not so profound.

Model search e-mail below...


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Matthew Di Pasquale <[redacted]>
Date: Feb 2, 2008 11:27 AM
Subject: [MOOSE] Calling All Hot Harvard Girls
To: moose-droppings@lists.hcs.harvard.edu


Would you like to star in a brand-new magazine?

Do you consider yourself unique and one of a kind?

Are you not afraid to get naked in front of the camera?

A small group of Harvard students are starting a magazine called Diamond.
Our mission is simple: Class, Prestige, and Style.

We are looking for the Sexiest, Most-Confident & Interesting Harvard girls to
star in our first issue.
You must be comfortable being interviewed and posing nude and semi-clothed for
photos and video.
And you must be able to prove that you are at least 18 years old.

If you have what it takes to be a Diamond model, then send the following to
diamondeditor@gmail.com

1. Recent nude or clothed pictures of yourself, showing a variety of poses,
including full-figure and face shots.
2. Age, height, weight, measurements, year, concentration, extracurriculars,
awards and hobbies. Please include a brief bio as well.

We look forward to seeing you in the pages of Diamond magazine.

Sincerely,

Diamond Model Search