All summer, Jason Shah sweat through arduous hours of near indentured servitude at CollegeOTR as an intern. He longed for the carefree days at Harvard away from his tormentor, the notorious Ivy League Managing Editor.

When would the work weeks filled with cruel phrases like “Hey intern, I hate you!” end? When would he be able to once again speak without being called the bane of the editor's existence?

Then suddenly, a shining glimmer of hope: it occurred to Jason that he could buy Cakesters in the vending machine. They were soft and sweet and cream-filled, a delight to the palate.

But alas! His hopes were thwarted. When he approached the vending machine, there were no Cakesters to be found.

He despaired. There would be no sweet treats to brighten the darkness of his CollegeOTR internship. It was the day the vending machine ran out of Cakesters.