To combat drunk driving in Germany, there's The Piss Screen, a pressure sensitive urinal that allows "players" to control a car on a screen above the urinal.

By peeing to the left or right, you can steer the car to avoid oncoming traffic. The idea is, the quick reactions needed to avoid the other cars will eventually cause a crash and will reinforce the idea that the pisser is too drunk to drive, and will call a cab instead.

I don't know what the hell girls do when they're taking an hour in the bathroom at a bar but guys get to the nearest urinal, and depending on the level of drunkenness, attempt to piss without rocking back and forth and getting any on themselves. Some bars are nice enough to have the sports section in a frame in front of them, although it's tough to read with a .18 BAC.

But come on, a video game? You know two things are going to happen because of this, and calling a cab isn't one of them. One, the line at the men's room is going to become just as long as the women's. And two, guys are going to be walking out of the bathroom with some other man's piss on them because he tried to swerve left to avoid that oncoming car and accidentally got some on you.

Just stick with playing swords instead.