Cuomo '06 Makes a Comeback, Still Has a Thing For the Asians

Cuomo '06 Makes a Comeback, Still Has a Thing For the Asians
Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo '06 and crew are prepping to record their sixth Weezer album, and if we're really really lucky, this one won't suck.

We suspect that the the last album only sucked so hard because Rivers's contract with the Society of Yellow Fever had kicked in and he was obligated to spend at least 12 hrs/day touching, thinking about or surrounded by Asian women.

Maybe now that he's married his Japanese lotus-blossom he has gotten the hang of his schedule. Rivers Cuomo, how do you find the time?

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