Overheard around campus: the scraping of tumbleweeds against cobblestone and the desperate rantings of people not getting laid.

"Harvard student back at harvard...ANY ONE ELSE AROUND - 20
Reply to: pers-354110949@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-17, 2:18PM EDT

anyone want to hook up today...or play tennis...let me know. I'm kind of bored and have nothing to do. "

"Harvard guy seeks release from boredom - 26
Reply to: pers-354021199@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-17, 11:35AM EDT

So...I'm really bored. I'm out of school for the summer, and my job is over...and I'm really bored... I don't go out to bars/clubs unless I'm with friends...but most of my friends are gone for the summer, so doesn't look like I'll be meeting anyone... I don't know...I feel like I'm wasting my time... Please rescue me from my boredom/depression. ;/"

Here's to the doldrums, involuntary celibacy, and clay courts until summer school jailbait gets in.