We return to part twelve of our vitally important series on campus grub, where you learn very little about this most important part of your whole college career.

Pitzer - Coming here for lunch feels like a martyr's paradise -- acres of delicacies, but with a grueling walk (and unless you swoop in fast, a decided lack of your 72 virgins). Any other meal is purgatory.

Harvey Mudd - Sunday steak night. Open conference rooms in the back. 2-to-1 male-to-female ratio. All right!

CMC - Centrally located with a delicious panini bar and girls who actually wear makeup -- yes, this is the best dining experience in the entire United States of America.

Don't be a lazy idiot. Switch it up as much as you can.