Elin Nordegren, i.e. Mrs. Tiger Woods, is preggers again. Elin gave birth to their daughter Sam in June 2007, six years after the couple met at the British Open, where Nordegren was working as a nanny to golfer Jesper Parnevik. Being a mom is remarkably similar to being a nanny, except with longer hours and no hourly wages, so it’s no surprise Nordegren is popping one out again.

Since this is round two for the couple, we at OTR are fairly certain the Woods family might have some parenting advice for Bristol Palin and her hockey-playing redneck boyfriend Levi Johnston.

Tiger Woods: “I have always wanted to be a dad.”

Levi Johnston: Check out my MySpace or I’ll kick your ass. It says “I don’t want kids.”

Tiger Woods: “It will always be the ball and me.”

Levi Johnston: If Momma Palin has her way, it will always be the ball-and-chain and me.

Tiger Woods: Don’t force your kids into sports. I never was… It’s the child’s desire to play that matters, not the paren’t desire to have the child play. Fun. Keep it fun.

Levi Johnston: I wouldn’t. “I like… just f---ing chillin’.”

Tiger Woods: “Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”

Levi Johnston: “I live to play hockey,” and I’m so white, “I’m a f---ing redneck.” I probably shouldn’t even be taking advice from a colored man.

Elin Nordegren: I have also had scandals (like the nude photo fiasco) which “caused great personal distress to me and my family.”

Bristol Palin: I—

Sarah Palin: “We're proud of Bristol's decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents… Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child” because I’ll make her life ****ing miserable if she aborts and costs me the chance to be America’s Number Two.