All the pit kids will be shepherded indoors tomorrow: White Williams will be playing a free show at the Harvard Square Urban Outfitters.

Wear sunglasses! We anticipated that the surfeit of gold lamé will be blinding.

In other news, Boston is considered to be "Elsewhere," according to the Urban Outfitters website. This means that it ranks below Minneapolis. Minne-freakin'-apolis. Given further thought, that's probably accurate.