Go here for Harvard-Cornell hockey tickets IMMEDIATELY.

Only 300 seats are available for students, but since most will be shipping out to Yale Friday afternoon, they should at least be available through the next couple of hours. Actually, for those who are using Yale as an excuse not to go: don't. That's lame. You can totally do double duty. Get wasted, watch hockey, catch a shuttle, get more wasted with Yalies, pass out, get even more wasted, never actually make it inside the stadium: see! That easy.

Seriously, for those who haven't gone, the Harvard-Cornell game is possibly the most fun sporting event at Harvard.  Chant subjects that really aggravate Cornell:

• Anything that involves jumping off bridges
• Anything that involves hotel management
• Anything that involves the ag school kids bedding cows, pigs, goats, etc.
• "SU-NY COR-NELL." They hate that one.

Honestly, epic.