President Bienen recently announced that Medill's Dean Lavine will continue to "blow up" the journalism curriculum all the way to 2009, much to the disgust of the venerable old school professors and students who are spending thousands of dollars now learning how to shoot shitty homemade videos.

Lavine, a businessman who first presented the controversial Medill 2020 and has a propensity for toying with brand names, will continue to make Joseph Pulitzer roll over in his grave by edging the journalism and IMC departments at Medill even closer together. Under the new curriculum, the Editing and Writing the News class is now taught as Multimedia Storytelling.

Rumor has it that the Law and Ethics class will now be called Advertising as Editorial.

All those who object? SILENCE!