Apparently the sexism and garden-variety douchebaggery of the Phoenix's members extends to their paid pony-tailed bouncers, too. At a senior week party sans list, one pretty blonde made the mistake of asserting her right not to sleep with tools.

After the bouncer denied some of her friends entrance to the party, she blithely commented that "it wasn't like I was going to have sex with anyone in there anyway." This, of course, prompted a curt "f*ck you, this girl definitely isn't getting in" from Billy the Bouncer.

While she may not have had access to cheap vodka, she is free from herpes and regrets.