Harvard's rising class of 2011 is, according to some horny, hawk-eyed pre-orientation leaders/OTR tipsters, unusually good looking!  Watch out, Harvard veterans; it looks like you might get shown up.

For those of you that have let yourselves go during your time here at the Harv, it's time to start cutting back on those carbs, bulking up at the gym, getting dark at the beach, and spending some of that hard-earned dirty money from your summer internships on flattering designer clothes; your colleagues' Harvard goggles may soon be given a run for their money.  Your love handles may, all of a sudden, prevent you from scoring ass like the virile stallion you pretend to be.

Gulp.