Primal Scream Came Too Early

Primal Scream Came Too Early
Quick to jump the gun, primal scream got off to a too early start this year. Rather than start the naked laps at midnight, legions of nude, overeager frosh sprinted around the yard ten minutes early this year. By the time punctual revelers arrived to mock and trip the vulnerable drunkards, the course had already been run and the junk had long been put away.

Clueless disregard for tradition or just good planning?
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