The number of professors who have ****ed students at Cornell is presumably large, but few are as obvious about it as Mr. Z and haven't been sued. Yet.

Sources close to Mr. Z think he's pretty cool. One advisee did have sex with him while he was currently her advisor, clearly a violation of Cornell policy. But Cornell, have no fear! She soon got a new advisor. A current advisee thinks he's "the shit." When asked about whether they had, you know, she said, "Nope. I told him, 'now, no hanky panky,' Mr. Z," and that was that. He's been a great advisor."

In addition to having a wild time with his female students, Mr. Z apparently also throws kicking house parties. "OMG they are so awesome!" one student raved. "At his house, he has a wine cellar, and he just threw open the doors and told us to have anything we wanted."

Of course, other students are less than thrilled by Mr. Z's indiscretions. One former student was a member of a Facebook group dedicated to his in-class ribald jokes, but left the group when she learned of his affairs with students. "That's creepy," she said. Creepy indeed.