For those of you who think that NYU only enrolls super-sexy, drug-addled celebrities with lots of money (oh, and Mara Wilson), the South Florida Sun Sentinal has just two words for you:

Leon Arteche.

A poster boy for overachieving drama-nerds everywhere, Leon graduated at the top of his class with a GPA of 5.11! Now he's enrolling at NYU to study Dramatic Literature and Politics!

I bet his parents are relieved that Leon decided on a Dramatic Literature degree to fall back on. Everybody knows those Politics degrees are as good as useless.