The Creature Behind The Dorm Door

The Creature Behind The Dorm Door


And the tittle-tattle continues freshmen move into dorms throughout the yard…

 

Freshmen 1 spotted engaging in an intellectually stimulating conversion with nearby Freshmen 2 over the hardships they faced this summer deciding which of 4 Ivy League acceptances to honor.

 

Two other fresh faces caught fretting over the pending English and Mathematic placement tests.

 

But noticeably, the most hard done by are no doubt several unfortunate freshmen that opened the door only to greet a fellow classmate that is their polar opposite.

 

Harvard’s own gossip girl is here to offer some advice about forging a positive roommate relationship when faced with the notion that admissions must be playing a cruel joke making you live with him/her.

 

First, come to terms. Face it - it’s going to be you and this individual for nine months, living in close quarters, sharing a bathroom, and studying together and there is nothing you can do about it. You’ve simply got to make the best of it.

 

If you encounter a party animal who prefers to bring home a different flavor each night. Embrace it, nothing is wrong with a healthy sexual appetite.

 

If it’s the opposite and you can barely get them to Roger’s to eat meals, respect their extreme introverted-ness.

 

Essentially, remember to think positively about your situation. Your dorm life is what you make it.
 

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Comments

Anonymous
What the hell is Rogers, and who eats there? Has this website hired someone from another school or something? Posted 09/07/2008 3:39 PMReply
Anonymous
Or you could just request a room transfer. But who wants to be bothered by actually being happy during the school year? **** that, just be miserable and hate your roommate for nine months. Posted 09/10/2008 2:38 PMReply

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