Will Shoemaker, class of 2010 ISAT major and former varsity track and cross country runner, chose not to transfer from JMU even after the sued administration yanked his sport away. Aferall, JMU is still like, totally sweet.

"It's a lot of fun," Will said in a Daily News Record article. "Great parties."

Girls, we are losing quality men (of the strong and sleek varsity sports playing variety) like this because of the dastardly Title IX cuts!  The poor boys are forced to leave the land of milk (free Natty Light) and honey (girls drunk off said milk) for other lame schools that just happen to still be keeping their varsity sports.

But thank goodness the honeys still have Will, who now has more time than ever to devote to the ladies. He has given up running since his team got cut, saying:

"It takes up too much time. I'd rather just go fishing."