Time to break out that kilt! The Currier No Pants Dance is happening tonight. Thank god those crazy Quadlings have given Harvard women an excuse besides Halloween to dress like skanks.

Grand Elections are tonight for the oldest college daily. Over a hundred compers will be inducted into the organization that epitomizes pretension at Harvard. Head to 14 Plympton for drunk boys in loafers with no socks. Old sheet flying, three sheets to the wind … is there any difference?

Get into spring at MayFair this Sunday in Harvard Square. Besides live music and jewelry stands, there will be free samples of Cape Cod Potato Chips, Dunkin Donuts coffee, and Legal Seafoods clam chowder. Perfect for the poor, but well-accessorized college student.