So the Future Filmmakers Club created a 16-some minute long video as a "loving tribute" to JMU. Some points are pretty funny, but most of it is boring, so to save you from the long YouTube download time thanks to a JMU network bias against it, here are some highlights:

Part 1

2:08 - Hosts John and Ashley have a little hug, where Ashley's face seems to be saying "please don't touch me, creepbag" Maybe it's because John has his douchey stolen Student Ambassador collar popped (and maybe I only think he's a douche because he looks suspiciously like my ex. Anyway!)

2:54 - We are taken through the typical day of two students, Billy and Sally. Too bad Billy looks like he's about 30 and Sally is the hotter of the two. Typical.

And: the rest is boring.

Part 2

1:20 - Suggested use of the obnoxious amounts of fliers they pass out on the commons: use it to roll a joint. Classy!

2:50 - Climbing the Port Republic Hill to Devon Lane. The filmmakers paint a true picture of that mythical journey.

4:10 - John's collar is mysteriously no longer popped.

4:12 - Ashley reminds us to avoid "sausagefest" parties. Is there a such thing here? And where are they? Count me in!

4:33 - Ah ha! John tells us to never pop your collar at a party. I get it now!...No, I still don't. And I still think he's a douche.

6:45 - Ashley lost her stolen FROG T-shirt, and is left in a yellow tank top. I mean, I know girls have a tendency to take off their clothes here but...

Overall verdict: worth the DL time, but only if you're procrastinating for finals. Otherwise, why waste your confusion as to whether the producers actually loved or hated JMU, and why Ashley and John have more energy and less sincerity than the most effective FROG-SA recruiting combo of all time.