Immature: 19-year-olds quivering with anticipation over the release of a book meant for 7-year-olds.

More immature: 19-year-olds relentlessly taunting 7-year-olds waiting for said book.

Most immature: AIDS jokes. Ha. Ha.

High five, Cambridge scenester trash! You succeeded in being totally ironic in an Alanis Morissette sort of way. Now that we've established that you all are unfunny, attention-seeking twits, can you get back to smoking cloves in front of Peet's Coffee?