Yeah, she's majoring in pho·net·ics

Yeah, she's majoring in pho·net·ics
Girl: What's something in this room that starts with F?
(silence while the group thinks)
Ditz: Oh, I know, a phone!
(everyone stares at her in disbelief)
Ditz: What? A cell phone is still a phone!

--Overheard at a party
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SassU says,
It's called fiction ..? I wasn't aware that the posts had to be fact based.
Posted 07/12/2007 05:33 AM
Anonymous says,
ohhhh goodness gracious. maybe we should start calling them "mobiles" like the Europeans. Although I'm not sure that would help her one bit.
Posted 07/14/2007 02:31 AM
Anonymous says,
word.vomit, i need to start going to your parties!
Posted 07/24/2007 4:25 PM
Anonymous says,
Reminds me of a game of four-square.
Person in square 1: "All right, this time, every time you pass the ball, you have to say a word that begins with K. [begins to pass ball] Cake!"
Posted 04/25/2008 2:24 PM

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