Fresno Resident Graduates From Harvard With a 4.0 GPA, Now Works at Blockbuster
Brittney Lane is only the sixth person in the last 30 years to graduate from Harvard with a perfect 4.0, and now, she works at Blockbuster Video. Ah, the power of an Ivy League education!
Bicyclists save money but lose bikes
By MeganPants (09/06/2008 12:30 AM) Tags: bikes, stolen, bike locks, gas prices
Despite the fact that gas prices are falling, gas is still too expensive for U of O; this postage sticker on the back of a stop sign on 13th says it all. While bikers are reaping the benefits of toned legs and extra beer money, they have to take extra care in locking up their transportation. Bike
... MORE »College living, the best bet
By ashleighs (09/05/2008 10:23 PM) Tags: apartments, housing, Waco, campus, houses
Two weeks into the school year, students are settling into their lives. Homey Waco. But which home is the homiest? Freshman have learned already how small a dorm is, and how much showering in flip flops should be saved for summer camp. Upperclassmen know if they prefer leasing houses or apartments. And every
... MORE »Say Bye, Bye to Blue
By Charleen Famiglietti (09/05/2008 9:49 PM) It's impossible to tell how many potential drunken disasters the Off Campus College Transport (Aka those big blue buses trolling about campus) have thwarted since the not-for-profit company started in 1984, but come October 10, we may be bidding farewell.
I’m not going to get into detail about all the technical fina
... MORE »The Swamp: Where Only Gators Come Out Alive?
By AnaMo (09/05/2008 9:45 PM) The Miami Hurricanes will be invading Gainesville this weekend for what is sure to be the game of the season. The excitement is palpable...but so is the fear. Not that we'll lose of course. We have a Heisman winner and Harvin and Spikes who are starting this game. They have...a new quarter
... MORE »The Semester Premier of Harvard Gossip
By Meagan Hill (09/05/2008 9:43 PM) Tags: WLC, Womens Leadership Conference, Harvard gossip, Harvard sports
In following with the theme of the season premier of one of America’s most popular television shows, Gossip Girl – the one and only guide into the propitious lives of Harvard undergraduates - takes a moment to report on the week before frosh commences…
Women’s Leadership Conference (WLC) women
... MORE »Dance Moves NOT to do at the Club
By Lisa Hoang (09/05/2008 8:37 PM) Tags: dance moves
So it's Friday night, and you're thinking about going into downtown Blacksburg and hitting up the coolest (only) club there, Oge-Chi's. Well before you go out on the dance floor with some of those timeless dance moves...you should remember that it's the year 2008, and those dance moves a
... MORE »As Unemployment Rate Increases, Number Of College Grads Should Decrease
By Crystal (09/05/2008 5:51 PM) Tags: unemployment rate, jobless, rate of unemployment
If you ever needed a good reason not to graduate, here’s one: The unemployment rate is at its highest level in five years. Yup, that terrifying percentage of jobless joes jumped to 6.1 percent in August.
Might as well stay in school if you’re not going to find a job an
... MORE »Healthy Hangover Cure at McDonalds
By Mark Ratto (09/05/2008 4:56 PM) Tags: Egg McMuffin, Hangover, Healthy
Finally, someone has given the o.k. to get that morning after McMuffin.
One of the best hangover remedies has to be an Egg McMuffin. That beautiful number one meal on the McDonalds breakfast menu is a perfect remedy for a morning after a night of college activities. It’s quick,
... MORE »The Little Black Book Goes Public: How Much Sex Do College Students Get?
By Aristotle's Son (09/05/2008 4:47 PM) Tags: sex statistics, college students sex, sex partner, sex
According to Physorg.com, the average man reports having about 32 sex partners, while the average woman reports having about 9. This spans their entire lifetime, but I’m betting people get the most action in college. So, for once, let’s kiss (and more) and tell. How many sex partners have you had?
Psycho Squirrels on the Loose...As Usual
By OxfordComma (09/05/2008 4:36 PM) Tags: scary squirrels, rodent sex, dirty water
As promised, I think it’s necessary to discuss the totally insane squirrels that notoriously gallivant around Penn’s campus. These bushy-tailed superfreaks can be seen darting between students’ legs, leaping out of garbage cans, and practically flying from tree to tree in the Quad. Basical
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