I was thinking about it, and I have come to the conclusion that Todd and Sarah Palin must be the best Beirut (Beer Pong) team ever. Here are some reason:

1. They live in Alaska! There are only a few things to do in Alaska: grow a grizzly beard, shoot moose, die in a bus (If you are Chris McCandles) and drink.

2. Palin's hotness is a good distraction. She is currently fooling everybody in the country into thinking she would make a good President if McCain died. Her looks could easily make you miss a cup, even if the formation is a stoplight or a perfect diamond.

3. She went to four colleges. Since Palin went to four colleges, she is not only a seasoned player, but also a cultured one. People in Boston play differently than people in Oregon. Assuming that she knows almost every rule in the game, Palin must know about island cups, three cups=on fire, and maybe even the rule that an airball costs a cup (with the exception of the last cup).

4. Such a great talented player wouldn't choose to spend the rest of their life with a lame beer gamer!

As a great beer gamer myself, bad beer pong players piss me off. I don't care what gender you are, everybody has the opportunity to go to college and everybody has the opportunity to be great. It's like having to walk behind a slow person up three flights of stairs, it's a waste of time.