Craigslist's personals are brilliant. (Have you seen Best of Craigslist? If not, check it out immediately.) And New Haven is sketchy. Do the math: New Haven Craigslist "missed connection" posts are absolutely delightful.

This week's piece of gold concerns a crazy soon-to-be ex-wife and her awful, cheating husband. If you Yalies have seen this guy around, be sure to shoot her a message. Sad thing is, the broad is painfully unaware of how many skeezy dudes there are floating around downtown New Haven and how unremarkable her awful, cheating husband is.

Plus, everyone knows Yale girls only marry for money.