You know when you were in fifth grade and your class all made time capsules filled with bric-a-brac from our times, like pogs, waterlogged tamagotchi cats, and Paula Cole cassettes? Then your teacher would say something like, "Some day, in the future, when cars fly, people will look at our relics and study us," using that as some segue to a lesson about archeology and shale.

Well, people probably can't bury those crap-filled tennis ball cans in the ground anymore, what with all the hubbub over "sustainability" and "global warming."

But today, while I was mining the vast depths of the Internets, I found http://ithacacollegesucks.com, a relic, a time capsule from the days of Angelfire and Geocities personal web pages.

It is my pleasure to introduce to you Dave Kaplan, class of '02.

Ok, there's just too much to say about this! It's going to become a weekly feature. But here are some things to look out for:

• Anime graphics everywhere!
• Dave's own science fiction writing!
• My personal fave (so far! I'm telling you there's so much!): a strange racial animation about O.J. Simpson (dated!)

Do yourself a favor, check this website out. All time capsules should aspire to this. Allllllllllllllll.