FREE BURRITOS AT CHIPOTLE!!!

The rule is, you dress like a burrito, you get a free one.

Here's the thing about Columbia's Chipotle, though (right downtown across from the JSchool... if you don't know where it is, you haven't left your dorm nearly enough) - you don't even need to really burrito yourself up. If you have a sleeve of tin foil, you're good.

Free food, baby. Who knows how much money the burrito kings are losing on this? Eh, not your problem, right? The only question you should be wrestling with is... chicken, barbacoa, or veggies?