Sleezesteak Emporium is More Like It

Sleezesteak Emporium is More Like It
Have you ever wondered what unprocessed sea lion intestines look like?

While scouring campuses and the internetz 24 hours a day for OTR material, bloggers need to eat...and sometimes their kitchens are overrun with fruit flies (even though it's 30 degrees in their house and not even November yet).

So there's this new place in town called Ithaca Cheesesteak Emporium (or I.C.E. if you're really feeling that douchey). My friends and I, delirious with hunger one night, decided to order from them via campusfood.com. Word to the wise: stay away, as school spirity as you may feel, from the "Ithaca Style Cheesesteaks" or "Sauced Steaks," as we've deemed them. Something just didn't sit right with them. I got the Spicy Honey Barbeque (too many flavors, I know, delirious, etc.).

Either way, after a painful night, we're convinced they bake homeless hippies into their steaks... like Sweeney Todd! Also, the Buzz endorses them--should've known.

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