Staff writer Edon Ophir, makes it to the top of my pressing news list again (double time!) with his Accent story, "Faking It." Sadly enough, it's not about orgasms, but instead that IC students have fake IDs! And they use them to go to bars?! And also, some of the IDs are really fake, but like,  BFD!, because Ithaca College doesn't really care that much, it just kind of sucks having it confiscated by Public Safety.

You know what suspiciously wasn't in the Accent section today? This weekend's  two day long "Essence of Hip-Hop," shows featuring, among others,  DJs J-Love and Kuttin’ Kandi and M-1 of Dead Prez. Yeah, that's totally not newsworthy or anything, I guess putting some pictures of breakdancing on the back cover will suffice.

Oddly enough, the D.A.N. Hug-a-thon found it's way in though. No really, check page 14 of the PDF, it's in color too.

We also got another not-wacky-I-swear quote from Dean Lynch:

"It hasn't been easy for anybody, and I know that," she said. "I'm really grateful for the community's patience."

Well then, no use for me to beat a dead horse!