Weekend Dispatches

Weekend Dispatches
Okay then!

If you didn't already know/have heard, today was the Cortaca Jug, a chance for undergrads to a) get drunk on Miller High Life at 9 a.m., b) go to a football game (I know! We do have a football team?!), c) spew homophobic epithets at the opposing side.

Overheard at Cortaca
:

Some IC students yelling at a Cortlander: "Go suck a dick, you cocksucker!"

Prospect St. aftermath front porch party: "Cortland, ****s! Cortland, ****s!"

Not sure what that has to do with football! But hey, it's Cortaca; drink and be merry, while trying not to be such a douchebag.

In case you didn't know, we won....by a lot (40-17).

Also, I think people might actually read Ithaca OTR? At a party tonight, someone offhandedly mentioned my criticism of Ithacan blogs! Awesome. Sleep well!
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omg you're famous! Can you get me tickets to see LaLo's mom get motorboated by ryan seacrest while the lost brian dunkleman jizzes in her eye? Posted 11/12/2007 2:58 PMReply
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@ Anonymous: omg to you! I just looked up "motorboated" on urban dictionary, foul! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Motor+Boat Posted 11/13/2007 07:20 AMReply

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