Yeah um, I feel I should warn you all of something. You are probably aware that the final chapter of the Harry Potter saga is about to be released to bookstores nationwide.  But what you may not know is that it has already been leaked online. 

No, I won't link you to it!  I'm not even going to look for it.  Because here is the thing; I am paranoid that someone is going to spoil this inevitably spoiler opportunity-ridden book for me.  I want to cherish every last moment that Harry and I share together, okay??

So.  If ANYONE spoils this magical experience for me, I will kill you.  Like, I'm not even joking.  I will end your life permanently.  I will skin you alive, weight your ankles and throw your throbbing bloody body into the Great Salt Lake.  Yeah.  That'll sting.  You'll be drowning and burning at the same time.  THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT??  Yeah, try me and see what happens, punk. 

I'm not even going to read the comments to this post for fear that some despicable bastard has laid a spoiler trap for me.  I don't care how many comments I get!