Freshmen enter their first year of college fully aware of the dreaded myth surrounding the Freshman 15: months of piled-on pounds from too much beer, high-calorie foods and unhealthy lifestyles.

Well, here's an earnest warning: this college folklore is true. Stay away from Cheesy Grillers at 1 am, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Carson Dining Hall, because they all will make you FAT. And no one wants that.