Why does all the cool drinking stuff happen in the summer?

First, the Newark food and brew, where all the bars on main street have samples of different beer from around the world.

Now, the pub putt, a bar crawl during which each bar will turn itself into a one-hole mini golf course. If this isn't the greatest idea ever then I'm not the most well known face on this campus (I might be, you don't know who I am).

During the school year, this type of thing would never happen. People are always encouraged to stay safe around St. Patricks day, Cinqo De Mayo, and Homecoming, but as soon as the students are gone Newark residents are encouraged to stay drunk!

Come on Newark, can't we all just get along/drung together? I'm sure we can work something out. I reccomend a drinking tournament Residents vs Students.

What are you...chicken?!