What legislation has Blunty-poo signed for our university now? Well, Gov-Luv, as I like to call him when we're in bed together and I'm ripping his toupee off in the heat of passion, has decided that if people are former politicians they don't have to have degrees to teach at MU! Yay! Who doesn't want uneducated professors (and former honest politicans at that) educating them? Rejoice in the streets of shiteous education!

If I ever meet him I think I'll just fart and run away laughing. Of course, in his brain that would probably translate to an actual language and he'd respond by pulling his pants down and shitting on the floor of the capitol building. Then where would we be?