Okay, so that was a lie.  They're not sketchy Allston hipsters, they're Tufts sophomores.  And instead of being really crusty and smelly, the one on the left is actually super hot.

But let's hope this hipster this spotting (definitely sponsored by American Apparel) isn't the future of Tufts.  Ratatat in Oxfam was the first step, but if plastic sunglasses start to overwhelm Ugg boots...  well, it's officially the apocalypse.

There's a reason Tufts and SMFA share separate campuses.  Rumor has it that they blast "D.A.N.C.E." over the loud speakers on the Museum School Campus.