Ahh the first weekend back at school. Everyone buying their books and readying their minds for a fabulous education... Or Forest Hills Block Party!

The Forest Hills Block Party = 24 Hour Drinking, so freshman, you know you're dying to go. But before you grab your sluttiest top and highest heels try to be smart.

Yes, it's time to get wasted but be careful. Unfortunately, since the whole school knows about this party, so do all of the police... and some are undercover! So remember:

1.) Do no step off a lawn with a red cup in your hand. Oddly the police dont seem to believe that brown liquid is water...

2.) Don't walk there?? That's just dumb, take a cab or the drunk bus. May take longer but you're way less likely to get caught drinking underage.

3.) Don't pee in public... duh!

But as one freshman so nicely put on the party's facebook board: "aww shit. trash me, im a freshman =D"

Have no fear, we will, welcome to the greatest school on earth!