JMU - James Madison OTR: The Good and the Bad: Football Players

The Good and the Bad: Football Players

Posted by BabySpice 08/07/2007 12:46 AM
Category: Tags: football, dhall, linecutting

The Good:

Alvin Banks ’07, has the chance of becoming a New York Jet because a member of the team ended up dropping out. Hell yeah 1-AA jumping up to the PROS!!

The Bad:

D-hall. Before they came, it was quiet and quite bland. Now that football players have arrived, the little ol’ d-hall ladies are extra perky, flirty, and bring all the good food out. They even know most of the boys by name. BUT the players constantly cut in front of the other “guests,” and uh, eat everything. Next time I’m taking down jersey numbers and EXPOSING the line-cutters. Take THAT.

Oh wait; I’m not a third-grader? Oops.

+ 6 comments

ILoveBS says,

Yeah **** that. Every time I take a girl out on a first date at D-hall and I get cut in line by a football player and don't say anything it almost kills the evening. Whatever, I'm classy and it's pretty hard to put out that fire. D-hall dates = automatic 2nd base Posted 08/08/2007 2:06 PMReply

BabySpice says,

hahaha sad but true story: i've totally gone to 2nd base after a d-hall date. craaaaap. Posted 08/08/2007 8:22 PMReply

ILoveBS says,

You're my type of girl babyspice. I live near DC come visit me. Tonight Posted 08/09/2007 01:34 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Stop your complaining. Who takes someone they truly care about to DHALL for a date anyway? Pull your change together and take her to BW's at least or something. And you have the nerve to complain because you get cut in front of. How about this. Go bust your ass for about 2 and a half hours. Walk up the Dhall steps by the stadium. Eat. And make it back in time to meet with your coach as I know they have to do. And lets see how you make out. Ole' Seinfield ass!! Get a life and stop harassing the football team. They put JMU on the map you wack ass frat boy!!! Posted 08/25/2007 6:37 PMReply

ILoveBS says,

Let's play a game. Raise your hand if you take yourself too seriously...

Okay, now raise your hand if you're a wack ass frat boy with ole' Seinfield ass.

Shit, I raised my hand on the second which means we're tied. You can think of the tie breaker Posted 08/26/2007 02:09 AMReply

BabySpice says,

1. I love the football players.
2. I proved that within this post.
3. I also proved that I could not take myself seriously. Read the whole post. Learn the art of sarcasm. and keep reading! kissesss Posted 08/26/2007 2:40 PMReply