The Good:

Alvin Banks ’07, has the chance of becoming a New York Jet because a member of the team ended up dropping out. Hell yeah 1-AA jumping up to the PROS!!

The Bad:

D-hall. Before they came, it was quiet and quite bland. Now that football players have arrived, the little ol’ d-hall ladies are extra perky, flirty, and bring all the good food out. They even know most of the boys by name. BUT the players constantly cut in front of the other “guests,” and uh, eat everything. Next time I’m taking down jersey numbers and EXPOSING the line-cutters. Take THAT.

Oh wait; I’m not a third-grader? Oops.