ASU may have Mae West (a popular heroine on campus, even if they don't realize it) and Jerry Lewis, but the UA beats all challengers this week as David "The Hoss" Hasselhoff descends onto the UA campus and releases not one, but two videos!

After proclaiming that "We're all virgins!" on the ride to the game (except, of course, that he's going to the game with his daughter), the Hoss finds his way into the ZonaZoo section (please, please let him be a student! He'll fit in just fine) and joins in a rousing chant of "U of A!" (second video here).

Of course, this leaves President Shelton up with the problem of 150,000 applications from German students next year.

Hat tip to Deadspin.