I had to comment on the recent article by Jeff Novich (a double physics and computer science major when he was at Johns Hopkins) in the New York Post’s Page Six Magazine.

The dude was so obsessed with his thinning hair he started “eye-dropping the magical elixir” (Rogaine) on his scalp every morning before his college classes. Now he spends $5,000 on Propecia, a hair generating drug that messes with your libido.

His pick-up line of choice?
“I've never experienced any impotence problems, but don't take my word for it.”

I’m not bald myself, but do women really think it’s that hideous?
I went searching for answers and stumbled upon this article on Jezebel. Turns out some ladies enjoy “bald dudes” and aren’t turned off by the so-called “imperfection” of thinning hair.

Even better, Jezebel notes a study that reports some women perceive balding men to be more mature.

Damn.
I hope my girl notices my patchy spot next time I do a keg stand.
Sweet.