Matt Grevers sure was a busy guy this weekend. The Olympic swimmer and NU grad who took gold and silver medals in Beijing this summer was the Grand Marshall of the homecoming parade on Friday night.

But, of course, it's what he did afterwards that has got us all in an OTR-tizzy. According to a tipster, three sexy junior girls snuck into the Young Alumni Homecoming Party at Joe's Sports Bar in Chicago with the sole purpose of trying to get into Grever's speedo. I mean, I know girls that went all the way to Beijing to try to sleep with an Olympian, so in comparison, this doesn't seem so desperate. Besides, Grevers is a way cuter Phelps... you'd hit that!

The junior girls' plan was to try to individually seduce the swimmer and if he showed any signs of uncertainty, then assault him with a proposition he couldn't refuse... menage-a-quatre? Ooh la la, would that have been a new record for the athlete?

But Grevers rejected the team of wannabe's because he's "so over college girls, man." Apparently, they're not so big into water sports.