You know what really Burns my Balls...

People who drive huge four wheel drive vehicles but go 10 miles an hour just because there is snow on the ground. I mean, seriously, the road is only wet and these people freak out and drive as if they are trying to maneuver a moped with no tread around some alpine slope. ITS A FLAT ROAD AND YOU HAVE STUDDED TIRES ON A HEMI RAM...jerk.

Come on people, you driving your behemoth of a auto monstrosity around semi-slushy roads at 10 miles an hour is like me going out and buying ice climbing gear and then when I reach the base of the climb saying "oh...that rock is covered with ice, and that's slippery...I think I'll just take the leisurely asphalt trail around the back instead...and i think I'll crawl on all fours just so I don't trip and fall". 

i dont get why you would spend all that extra money on extra power, extra fuel, extra size, extra weight and...extra EXTRA just to drive like you're a freakin' hearse while I speed along at the speed limit on the same roads in worse conditions in a completely safe manner and I drive a two wheel drive, four cylinder, Saturn. My car is made out of plastic and weights slightly more than an over-weight carry-on bag...how in god's name are you driving SLOWER than me when you're hauling along in a 5000lb, piece of steel with an engine big enough to pull a 35 foot RV filled with this season's cast from The Biggest Loser...PRE WEIGHT LOSS!

If you are one of these people who drives your massive four wheel drive vehicle at a snails pace just because there is a little snow on the ground...i hate you. And that's what's burning my balls this Thursday, December 18, 2008.

Peace.