Christie Hefner Stepping Down at Playbo...Wait, Hugh Hefner has a Daughter?

Christie Hefner Stepping Down at Playbo...Wait, Hugh Hefner has a Daughter?

This is news to me, but apparently Hugh Hefner is not the CEO of the Playboy empire, his daughter Christie Hefner is. I mean I know he’s about 200 years old, but if he’s still having sex with hot girls every day, I figured he could run a company.


Christie announced she would be staying until January 31st, and will remain on the board until a replacement is found. She pinned her exit on Barack Obama, seriously:


In the announcement, Hefner said that "just as this country is embracing change in the form of new leadership, I have decided that now is the time to make changes in my own life as well" but gave no other specific reasons for her departure.


Change is in the air! Quit your job as a CEO! Who cares! I’d like to nominate myself for the position, because in my head the job sounds like it’s being in charge of a 1000 hot chicks who will do whatever you ask, when in reality it’s probably a very stressful job managing a failing, once-great print publication in a new digital era amidst a failing economy.


And to answer your question, no, she’s not hot.

 

 

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