Holiday Wish List: From Blow Jobs to Fallout 3 Sweaters

Holiday Wish List: From Blow Jobs to Fallout 3 Sweaters

Holidays can really suck the big one. You have to hang with your family. You have to eat casseroles. You may even have to pay a crapload of money to get your big, fat tush home. The good thing is, everyone's pressured to become huge consumer whores, so you may get some good stuff. Now the question is, what do you want?

Something cheap like a blow job

Something nerdy like a Fallout 3 sweater

Something distracting like a bottle of Jack Daniels

Something one of a kind like a boobie-shaped snowmobile.

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