FastLife, the internet dating website, just released a poll showing the various dateability of the two presidential candidates. If your first thought is, “Wow, this isn’t even fair,” you were right. I can’t name one doable 72 year old outside of Hugh Hefner, and I’m guessing you can’t either. So how skewed were the results towards Obama? Check out the results below:

The numbersto cast a careful eye on is the one night stand question (Obama by forty points) and the long term relationship question (McCain by eleven). I’m assuming that McCain won the latter just because he has literally been on the earth forever, but respondees should really ask themselves how much longer he’s going to be around for that “long-term” relationship. Also, 28% actually said they wanted to have a one night stand with McCain? Like, even if you’re a hardcore Republican chick, ew. Unless you’re into awkward zombie sex.

Another great question is for the men: Who would you rather trust with your girlfriend? Obama had only 28% and McCain 72%. Do most people not know McCain’s bio? The whole cheating on his wife thing with Brazilian models while he was in the service? Hmm.

Here’s to hoping they do a Palin/Biden poll yet. Don’t count him out, he’s a silver fox!