BREAKING NEWS! THIS JUST IN! INSERT IMPORTANT NEWS STORY ALERT HERE!

I'm outta here. The contributors have been given the boot - I would've preferred leather-free personally - so it is time for me to say adieu.

Or is it!?!?

Well, yes it is. However, as long as this site is up and my password works, I will continue to post my HILARIOUS short videos that I produce with the lady-friend. We start filming the first one next week and there will be plenty more to follow.

In the meantime, keep following us at:

Myspace

Funnyordie

Youtube

Twitter

Also, thanks to the advice of my former editor, I just might be creating my own site for Baloney Comedy. If that happens, I will be sure to let you all know.

While my departure most assuredly comes as heart breaking news to the masses, I thank you for reading, criticizing and maybe having a laugh or two. With that, I leave you all with the final words of Charlie Chaplin's Tramp.

"Buck up - never say die! We'll get along," and of course, "Smile."