10. Arm Wrestle

9. Find a partner, grab their legs and have a wheelbarrow race!

8. Followed by a potato sack race.

7. Paintball... You all seem to like fighting so much, at least this way no one dies.

6. Have a debate with an unbiased panel. If debates can help decide elections, why not this? Just don't refer to your opponent as "that one."

5. Think of the 23413255345235236236234523463462452345243562342 better things to do than war.

4. Make a Paul Greengrass-esque docudrama about your people's plight. Whomever wins the academy award for best foreign language film wins it all!

3. Go to Deep South America and see who's discriminated against the most. Winner take all!

2. Why don't you two settle this on the runway? Walk off

1. Stay at home an pray to God/Allah asking who's side he/she is on, and stay at home praying until he/she is willing to give their answer on Meet The Press and not just inside your head.