Five Reasons to Play "The Force Unleashed" Instead of Going to Class

Five Reasons to Play "The Force Unleashed" Instead of Going to Class

Today the latest Star Wars game hits stores, and there’s a pretty good chance it’s better than at least two out of the last three movies in theaters. Check out our list that explains why it’s the best choice for how to spend your day.

 

1) You’re going to forget what your econ professor said about price and marginal cost today, but you’ll never forget the first time you made a Jawa explode with your mind.

 

2) Nowhere else can you walk around where people will constantly call you “Starkiller.”

 

3) You can imagine that you’re electrocuting that Chemistry TA who misgraded your test and refuses to admit it. Suffer! Suffer!

 

4) Wookies make better friends then your classmates. They’ll never laugh at you when all the books spill out of your back as your leaving class. Well, they might laugh but it’ll sound hilarious.

 

5) Because your class is just about learning how to be a Jedi anyways.

 

In reality, there are ten thousand things that would be better than going to class today, but The Force Unleashed really does look like it's going to be pretty sweet. In the demo so far I've already thrown a storm trooper into the path of an incoming Tie Fighter and sliced an AT-ST in half with my lightsaber. I really, really hope there's a scenario where you're able to force choke Jar Jar Binks.

 

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