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Karissa and Kristina Shannon: Hef's Rebound Twins

Posted by Tyler Durden 10/09/2008 08:56 AM
Category: Downtime Tags: shannon twins, hugh hefner, playboy, karissa and kristina shannon

Hugh Hefner doesn’t stay heartbroken for long. And that's why pretty soon Karissa and Kristina Shannon will be household names.

Amidst rumors of his “Girls Next Door” Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson dating other guys who weren’t 82 years old, Hef still thought he would have his favorite girlfriend, Holly Madison, by his side. But when he told her they would never get married, and never have kids, she too is peacing out of the mansion to presumably move on to bigger, and younger, things.

After moping around the mansion for awhile, Hugh is back on track, and has two fresh new girlfriends lined up, 19-year old twins, Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Hef was surprised to learn that after his breakup there were plenty of young, supple girls still lined up to call themselves his girlfriend.

"There's been moments that I've been down in the dumps about all this, and (personal assistant) Mary (O'Connor) told me to cheer up and pointed out that there are girls lined up outside the front gate. At my age, that's hard to believe, but it seems to be true."

Wait, they were literally lined up, or is that a metaphor? Either way, it’s pretty impressive for an 82-year old. Apparently Karissa and Kristina Shannon were the pick of the litter. Sure there’s that little 63 year age gap, but it’s alright. Can you really put a price on fame?

Of course, we at OTR have assemebled an obligatory gallery of the new fresh ~~faces~~ bodies for your viewing pleasure. My personal opinion? Yeah, they’re definitely hot, but A) remember Hef has a bazillion hot girls to choose from, and honestly he could probably do better (yes, that sounds weird to say for an 82-year old) and B) wouldn’t living with twins get creepy after awhile?

+ 42 comments

Anonymous says,

Sorry, but Hugh Hefner is a pedophile. MY GOD. This is disgusting. He's old enough to be their great-grandfather. Does this not bother anyone? Posted 10/09/2008 09:40 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Hugh Hefner is not a pedophile. Those are consenting adults he's going after. And, ok, he's an eightysomething. But he's a cool eightysomething. Posted 10/09/2008 09:45 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Where's the curves, little butts and little breasts. I guess at his age he has to keep them Cub Scout size.

Marilyn Monroe was a 7, and had the hips of a goddess. These girls look more like boys with wigs on. Posted 10/09/2008 09:51 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Ick! Posted 10/09/2008 09:52 AMReply

Anonymous says,

He is completely disgusting and has been for a very long time. Anyone that can't see this is quite dillusional themselves. He can't live in the "real" world as it will have nothing to do with him. What a shame!!! Posted 10/09/2008 09:57 AMReply

Anonymous says,

How many 19-year olds do you know that are really adults? This is gross. Posted 10/09/2008 10:04 AMReply

Anonymous says,

hey if I could still get 19 year old twins at 82, I would in a heartbeat. Go hef!! Posted 10/09/2008 10:21 AMReply

Anonymous says,

hef has been thrown to the dogs, these are icky looking, tiny tittie, two much of one thing Posted 10/09/2008 10:52 AMReply

Anonymous says,

hef has been thrown to the dogs, these are icky looking, tiny tittie, two much of one thing Posted 10/09/2008 10:52 AMReply

Anonymous says,

hef has been thrown to the dogs, these are icky looking, tiny tittie, two much of one thing Posted 10/09/2008 10:52 AMReply

Anonymous says,

It's not an 82 year old man scoring a couple of hot twins...it's HUGH HEFNER scoring a couple of hot twins. If he weren't rich and famous, they'd be saying "eeewwwww" and running as fast as they could in the other direction. They're a couple of gold diggers taking advantage of a shot a fame via some rich old fart. Posted 10/09/2008 10:54 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I've watched the show off and on for the past couple of years and all I can say is "hooray" to the girls for moving on to men closer to their own age. Kendra was annoying, so heaven help the guy who gets her and her grill *eye roll*. I liked Bridget and Holly and do believe Holly had genuine love for Heff and truly wanted marriage and children with him. Just from what I've seen of her on the show, she would make a great mom and I hope she finds a man to share her life with. Posted 10/09/2008 10:58 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Dude, pedophiles aren't interested in *19-year-old* Playboy models. Pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent children.

82-year-old men with teenage girls is kind of gross, but the twins are consenting adults and can do what they want with their own bodies. I'd do the same at 82 if I were Hef. Posted 10/09/2008 11:00 AMReply

Anonymous says,

This man is a FREAK and these girls, who might actually do something of value with their lives, have just proved how DUMB they are. The twins are not "consenting adults" -- does Anonymous make the Laws of the Universe? I bet you would do the same if you "were Hef," but you'll NEVER have that opportunity, because when the "twins" and any other stupid young woman is "looking" at Hef, all she can see is MONEY. Hef's assistant told him to "cheer up"? Why didn't she tell him to GROW up? And then, being a woman, why didn't she slap his face, quit and get a REAL job? Posted 10/09/2008 11:08 AMReply

Anonymous says,

All I know is, that picture of the twins fondling eachother is a bigger gross-out to me than imagining them as Hugh Hefner's girlfriends. Posted 10/09/2008 11:09 AMReply

Anonymous says,

They aren't even pretty. Holly was beautiful and really cared about him. He sucks - if he loved her as much as he said he did - he would try to win her back. ****.... Posted 10/09/2008 11:36 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I'm glad my daughters aren't involved with this creep. While the girls are taking a shot at fame and money with a wealthy old man, he's exploiting women just like he always has. They all deserve each other. Posted 10/09/2008 11:48 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Don't worry, he will buy them some boobs and butt implants. They will be "plastics" in no time! Posted 10/09/2008 12:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

gross, he could be there grandfather... they are not even attractive... Posted 10/09/2008 2:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Who can blame him for wanting new lusts every year... My boyfriend, my friend, his sister and I are going as Heff and his girly collection.

http://blog.costumekingdom.com/hugh-hefner-has-new-girlfriends/ Posted 10/09/2008 3:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The twins are not "consenting adults" = i wonder when they are consenting adults? They can drive a car, shoot guns but are not allowed to have sex with who they want? viva el USA! Posted 10/10/2008 08:23 AMReply

Anonymous says,

if hef truely loves holly, he shouldn't be replacing her with these nasty twins. i'd never fondle my sister. as far as children go, aren't there ways to boost his sperm count? hef, if you love her, at least TRY to win her back! Posted 10/10/2008 11:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

LOL! Hugh is no pedophile. These women come after him. Not the other way around. Let's not get this twisted. Posted 10/14/2008 5:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Hef is the way he is. Leave him to it. I believe that he did genuinely care for holly bridget and kendra, but as kendra and bridget always said they knew they wouldn't be there forver. As for Holly, she has always said she wanted kids, so finding out she won't be able to have kids with Hef will have been a reason for this decision. Its no different to a couple in their 30's splitting up through fertility problems. Everyone should stop bitching and just let them be happy. Posted 10/20/2008 5:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

To "Anonymous" from 10/20, how about you stop wasting your time defending this rich, delusional old perv-bag and "leave" people to express their views about him? The coffin-dodging, mentally arrested prick has lived in the limelight for nearly 60 years, surely he can handle criticism by now. When you're famously boning little airheads too young to even be born when you first you qualified for senior citizenship, then you can't exactly be expecting universal praise. This has NEVER been normal, in ANY culture, and for good reason. Posted 10/23/2008 05:19 AMReply

Anonymous says,

One word for these girls - INCEST... I was under the impression that was, if not disgusting, illegal? Mr Hefner can have sex with anyone over 18 (legally) but sisters doing it? This is grosser than the age difference. Shame on them all. Posted 11/07/2008 08:59 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: no kidding! those two look like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. what is he thinking there are far better options than these two. i guess it might be fun thinking about sisters as long as they both had bags over their heads ~N Posted 11/08/2008 11:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

um they are beautiful natural girls omg i would love to see what some of you people you look like you guys must be PERFECT and how old was kendra when she joined hef she was like 18 or 19 wasnt she and everyone is after hefs money Posted 11/24/2008 11:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i think that these twins have basicly destryed the girls next door. altho hef is a great person i think hef has done a really bad thing by asking them to move in and also having lost holly bridget and kendra. i think it is too soon for him to be having another realtionship with these twins and it seems to be like he got rid of holly bridget and kendra to make room for the other girls and i also rekon that the twins are after his money and just to be famous ps i hate you guys karrisa and kristina!! Posted 12/18/2008 03:38 AMReply

Anonymous says,

He's a pedophile. Teenage girls are CHILDREN (TO someone in his 80s).

He's 4+ X older than them. That's like a legal adult (18 year old) dating a 4 and a half year old. Posted 03/21/2009 4:02 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I'm 20 and can't even legally date some 3 years younger me in some places. Posted 03/21/2009 4:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

How come I'm a pervert for liking a girl 10 to 15 % younger than me yet HEF here gets girls 75 % younger and it's ok? Posted 03/21/2009 4:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Wow, they are so hot! And so are these <a href="http://www.adultwebcamamateurs.com">Horny Amateurs</a>!!! Posted 06/01/2009 09:26 AMReply

Anonymous says,

nice Posted 07/03/2009 01:56 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Yes, Hugh Hefner is a pedophile. For real. I know. Should that really come as such a surprise? Posted 07/10/2009 06:17 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Previous poster, do you really know that he is a pedophile? How do you know this? Please respond as I've heard this before myself.
@ Anonymous: Posted 07/11/2009 9:18 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Stupid comments... Lucky Hef.. USA is really a stupid puritain country... Look Clinton affair. ALL ADULTS HAVE THE RIGHT TO F ANY OTHER ONE, THAT'S ALL Posted 09/27/2009 1:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

x1031i think that these twins have basicly destryed the girls next door. altho hef is a great person i think hef has done a really bad thing by asking them to move in and also having lost holly bridget and kendra. i think it is too soon for him to be having another realtionship with these twins and it seems to be like he got rid of holly bridget and kendra to make room for the other girls and i also rekon that the twins are after his money and just to be famous ps i hate you guys karrisa and kristina!! http://www.inwowgold.com/ Posted 10/31/2009 03:05 AMReply

Anonymous says,

hugh hefner is most definitely a pedophile. Why he hasn't been charged is because of his power and money. He is a disgusting over aged guy, not a man. He doesn't have the integrity to be a man. If the truth were known he probably can't even perform, without the aid of viagra, or the likes of even then so. The only reason he can persuade women to be with him is because of his so-called power and bucks, otherwise, he is just any old senior citizen, still pretending to have what it takes. He is just the opposite of cool, he is tepid at best. with a toupee as fake looking as his suntan. They are all pretending Hefner is still virile, when he probably can't even get it up anymore. he is a phony and so are all the people associated with him. UGH Posted 11/06/2009 9:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,