Hugh Hefner doesn’t stay heartbroken for long. And that's why pretty soon Karissa and Kristina Shannon will be household names.

Amidst rumors of his “Girls Next Door” Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson dating other guys who weren’t 82 years old, Hef still thought he would have his favorite girlfriend, Holly Madison, by his side. But when he told her they would never get married, and never have kids, she too is peacing out of the mansion to presumably move on to bigger, and younger, things.

After moping around the mansion for awhile, Hugh is back on track, and has two fresh new girlfriends lined up, 19-year old twins, Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Hef was surprised to learn that after his breakup there were plenty of young, supple girls still lined up to call themselves his girlfriend.

"There's been moments that I've been down in the dumps about all this, and (personal assistant) Mary (O'Connor) told me to cheer up and pointed out that there are girls lined up outside the front gate. At my age, that's hard to believe, but it seems to be true."

Wait, they were literally lined up, or is that a metaphor? Either way, it’s pretty impressive for an 82-year old. Apparently Karissa and Kristina Shannon were the pick of the litter. Sure there’s that little 63 year age gap, but it’s alright. Can you really put a price on fame?

Of course, we at OTR have assemebled an obligatory gallery of the new fresh faces bodies for your viewing pleasure. My personal opinion? Yeah, they’re definitely hot, but A) remember Hef has a bazillion hot girls to choose from, and honestly he could probably do better (yes, that sounds weird to say for an 82-year old) and B) wouldn’t living with twins get creepy after awhile?